*FacePalm*

You mean to tell me that my TV warranty doesn't cover:
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the Sony Playstation that fried the mainboard in the TV?
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the puddle of cat urine collected inside the cover?
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one of my cables that doesn't work?
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this smashed remote control that won't turn the TV on?
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an outlet that doesn't work?
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all this intricate cabling I strung through walls, across continents, and around kingdoms to the back of my TV....
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the family of flies that took my TV hostage and fried the power supply ....
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the fact that it never ever crossed my mind to replace the batteries in the remote even though I told tech support I did, can't you just replace the part anyway?
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that I have 8 items plugged into one outlet that candle wax spilled all over and never mind the scorch mark there ...
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The best are the ones that look me directly in the eye and swear the screen just spontaneously cracked when they were out of the room.